OK, not really but lets face it, cover letters are lame. They're hard to write and do a person very little justice. Half the time, its just copy and paste corporate jargon which no one reads anyway. Instead, lets try something different... take 5 minutes, read this over and you'll see why I'd make a great addition to your team. Trust me, it's totally worth it.
 

I spend quite a bit of time and money investing in good tasting coffee: my secret weapon against procrastination.

Have beard, will design. I can also grow one faster than your average creative. Mutten chops, handlebar, you name it.

Ten bucks says I'm taller than anyone you've ever hired. Its time to set new a company record.

 
 


 
 
Creating is what I do even when I'm not creating. My undergraduate years were spent studying print design and illustration. As it turns out, I had a keen eye for the web so I committed myself full time. Fast forward 8 years, sprinkle on some full time gigs and serve with a side of freelance. The result is a well seasoned web designer ready to join and inspire your team.

Ready for some credentials? Still haven't
gotten enough? Well, you've come to the
right place. Download the resume
 
 

Pondering the world and all its cliche, predictable moments. I tweet some pretty stupid stuff. Follow me on twitter

I love snappin' pics and documenting my way through life on my Canon 30D.
See me on Flickr

Have you heard of this whole electronic
mail thing? I doubt it'll take off, but just in
case: DougHof@gmail.com

Like Batman's anti-shark repellent spray,
I've always got my iPhone on me.
Give me a buzz at: 319-331-8611
 

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